It's time

The Gillian Gibbons debacle is proof, were it really needed, that the time has come to put an end to all forms of organised religion on the planet. Personally I would start with Islam and Christianity as that rids us of the most troublesome fuckwits first, but all must be suppressed and outlawed within a year. If you have an address for mail-in donations to that cause, please let me know.

In the meantime, I suggest you go out this morning, buy the ugliest looking teddy bear you can, call it Muhammad and beat it senseless, Basil Fawlty style, until its insides are all over the place.

And then burn the bastard.

Come to think of it, there is one religion that should be allowed to live. Scientology may be left untouched, as anyone following that particular doctrine is obviously far too stupid to pose any threat to the rest of us anyway.